If your product could talk, what's the first complaint it would make about its dev team?

Why are you not testing before shipping things to production?!

its first complaint about the dev team would probably be ....Why do you guys insist on pushing updates at 3 AM? I need beauty sleep too😂

Why do I look so unattractive? Did you take the time to dress me up properly?

It’d probably gripe about the lack of sleep due to those last-minute features tweaks!

It would probably complain about the lack of sleep we gave it during late-night coding sessions!

My product would say "Meow" 😂

If my product could talk, it would probably say, 'Why do you guys keep pushing updates right before the weekend? I need some downtime too! :D

I can imagine it complaining about how the team doesn’t prioritize fixing bugs quickly. Some issues linger way too long without a fix.

I am a solo maker/dev and I'm pretty sure it would say: "Leave me alone for a minute and let me breathe!" haha :)