If your product could talk, what's the first complaint it would make about its dev team?

Why are you not testing before shipping things to production?!

Why do I look so unattractive? Did you take the time to dress me up properly?

It’d probably gripe about the lack of sleep due to those last-minute features tweaks!

It would probably complain about the lack of sleep we gave it during late-night coding sessions!

My product would say "Meow" 😂

If my product could talk, it would probably say, 'Why do you guys keep pushing updates right before the weekend? I need some downtime too! :D

I can imagine it complaining about how the team doesn’t prioritize fixing bugs quickly. Some issues linger way too long without a fix.

Our product will not make any complaint and it can talk whatever it want, because that's what it does best, cloing voice under 15s. https://bit.ly/FishAudio

I am a solo maker/dev and I'm pretty sure it would say: "Leave me alone for a minute and let me breathe!" haha :)