Imagine your pet suddenly gains the ability to speak. What do you think they would say or ask you?
Jack Miller
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"Why do you feed me this stuff?"
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My pets are annoying. It would be like having a 2 year old obsessed with getting pet or fed. Would be nice to be able to explain to them about Daylight savings time. Maybe they wouldn’t wake me up at 4 am and start whining for dinner an hour early.
Oh, fuck, what is this noise? :)))))
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