Imagine your pet suddenly gains the ability to speak. What do you think they would say or ask you?

"Why do you feed me this stuff?"

My pets are annoying. It would be like having a 2 year old obsessed with getting pet or fed. Would be nice to be able to explain to them about Daylight savings time. Maybe they wouldn’t wake me up at 4 am and start whining for dinner an hour early.

Oh, fuck, what is this noise? :)))))

“Why I am here”

"Who's the good boy?"

"What color is your Bugatti?" 💀

Let me go! :D