Can you explain your business to 5yo kid? Try it 🙏
Business Marketing with Nika
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Here's your mic 🎤 and explain it so easily that even a small child will understand it.
You can also describe your profession.
For a marketer, I would say to 5yo:
"Everybody will know you thanks to me."
(Just an example.)
Now it's your turn. 🫵
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Derek Duban@sclerek
Sadly, I can't even explain it to a 50yo. It's a serious problem.
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Hansei
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@jai_singhal when I'm referring to gifs, I'm talking about https://editablegifs.com and when I'm talking about the real product, I'm talking about https://canvaslanguage.com on which the gif site is based.
B2B Rocket
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If your business needs cool tools, I help you find them.
In short - I draw pretty pictures and help tell stories. I make things look nice so everyone can see them!
I will explain in more detail. If a 5-year-old doesn’t understand in one sentence and asks for more, 😂 I would say.. Sure! Imagine you have a big box of crayons, and with them, you get to color pictures and help tell stories that make people happy. That’s what I do! I use colors, shapes, and pictures to show people new ideas and help them understand fun and exciting things. Plus, I also help make sure everyone sees and hears about those cool ideas, kind of like when you show your drawing to all your friends! (I also market my product) 😉
Hansei
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I'm working on a new product with the headline:
"Your career, your story, we help you tell it better."
We also have this line: "We help you level up in your career."
Nika, do you think a 5-year-old would understand any part of this?
AItoZee - Your Creative AI Playground
I will open your eyes to Internet income-generating opportunities so you can surpass waking up early for a 9-5 job when you graduate and build something for yourself.
This is what Uninherited.com is all about; Empowering self-made entrepreneurs with the tools, insights, and community support they need to thrive in their entrepreneurial journey. 💪
Imagine you have a really big school where everyone needs help keeping track of everything, like who’s in which class, what homework they have, and how much and when to pay for tuition fees. Now, think of a super-duper smart robot that not only helps with all that but also checks if kids are in class by managing attendance, helps teachers give grades for tests and assignments, and even has a special online classroom where kids can learn and do their homework. It helps teachers, kids, and parents stay connected, making school life easier, more organized, and way more fun! That’s what Classe365 does for schools, universities and academies.
@busmark_w_nika Yes It is a complete Education management System with Student Information System, LMS, CRM, alumni management. From admissions to alumni.
"You can play music online, with friends from all over the world, and make money"
https://www.jamminstudio.co
"I help the guys who make computers"
We help you make more work friends and remember what you talked about with them.
Woow! cool question, I like storytelling, so my variant is the next:
Once upon a time, there was a magical helper named Hubmee. Hubmee lived in a tiny box (your phone!) and had a very important job: helping people organize their lives. Imagine you had a huge toy box with toys everywhere – cars, dolls, games – all mixed up. Hubmee comes in and helps you sort everything out. It knows exactly where your toys, books, and even your favorite candy are hidden!
But Hubmee doesn't just stop there! It also reminds you when it’s time to do your homework, clean your room, or even take care of your pet. It keeps all your important papers safe, like drawings or stickers, so you never lose them. Hubmee is like a super-smart friend that makes sure everything is in the right place, and you don’t forget anything important. All you need to do is tell Hubmee what you need, and it will do it for you every day!
Whatever toy you want, we’ll find it for you!
I can make things memorable and good looking 👀
Sure, I'd explain our business like this to a 5yo: We help people find cool things on the interwebs and tell their friends about them. When lots of friends get excited, the people who made those things do a happy dance! It's like a big game of show and tell. We're the ones who get to yell 'Come see this awesome new toy Jimmy brought today!' And when everyone comes running to look, Jimmy gives us a big high five for spreading the word. Pretty neat, huh?
I'd explain it like this: 'You know how you have a piggy bank where you put your money? Well, instead of a piggy bank, Daddy uses a computer to keep track of the money for our business. And instead of toys, we use that money to make things that other people want to buy. When they pay us for those things, that's how our business makes money to put in the computer piggy bank.'
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We will teach you about art and its market. If you are artist, we will help you get world-know. If you are an art lover - we will help you build a memorable art collection.
(i guess still complicated for 5yr old, but i tried haha)
If your business needs money, we get it for you.
@busmark_w_nika they don't know the word investor yet I guess, maybe they start to grasp the concept of money
My business is where your friends and people you know share things with each other. You won’t like it bc you’re 5 and you may still be learning to share.
@busmark_w_nika I’m an LPC and LMFT across many states.
So I tried to take the literal cognitive development of a 5 y/o who has not mastered ego centrism and make it Daniel tiger of sorts.
I built an app also would certainly like to connect about it if you’d be interested