What’s your best joke to make someone laugh?

Question

I’m a big fan of puns and goofy jokes. 
Here’s one of my favorites: What’s green but not heavy? Light green!

I'm sorry for my bad sense of humor, I'm working on it.

Shiva Tejasvi · Accepted Answer

Why did the lady put lipstick on her forehead? 
She was trying to make up her mind :))))))

Shinchan · Answer

Please consult a psychiatrist ASAP :D

Udaya Sri · Answer

@shiva_tejasvi 😂 I have to be honest, I laughed out loud.

Answer

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

Ishaku Abdullahi · Answer

Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because the light attracts too many bugs!

Ibrahim adamu · Answer

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Vaibhav · Answer

A lot of these jokes quality for dad jokes category haha!

Bakura Abatcha · Answer

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kat ads!

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