I'm a guy, so, of course, I'm thinking about the Roman Empire. 🎇🎇🎇

More precisely: personal branding for Roman emperors. 1. Nero: The Firestarter (cue Prodigy's banger) "My concerts are hotter than Vesuvius!" Tagline: When in Rome, burn like Nero! About Nero: - Strengths: Fiddling, firestarting, and fabulous fashion sense. - Weaknesses: A penchant for infernos. - USP: Setting the world ablaze with my music and style! - Catchphrase: "Nero: Where melodies ignite minds!" 2. Caesar: The "Et Tu, Brute?" Icon "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears…and your loyalty!" Tagline: When in doubt, stab it out! About Caesar: - Strengths: Charisma, military genius, and a flair for dramatic exits. - Weaknesses: Trusting senators with sharp objects. - USP: Crossing the Rubicon and the red carpet! - Catchphrase: "Caesar: Where ambition meets assassination!" 3. Trajan: The Expansionist Extraordinaire "I'm all about that map, 'bout that map, no trouble!" Tagline: Conquering lands, one column at a time! About Trajan: - Strengths: Military prowess, infrastructure, and epic monuments. - Weaknesses: Overcommitting to public works projects. - USP: Building bridges (literally) between empires! - Catchphrase: "Trajan: All roads lead to, mhm, well, Rome!" ---------------------- 🟡 Like this? You've got great taste, my friend. Repost it to your network; your followers are gonna love it! The algo's an enigma so you probably won't see this account again, so don't forget to follow me, Adrian M. Peticila 🟡 for daily branding lore.