How to launch on ProductHunt? Wrong answers only

Launch, then build your following

Don’t launch 😌

Step 1: Hire a parrot to deliver your pitch in Morse code while riding a unicycle. Step 2: Replace your product screenshots with interpretive dance GIFs. Step 3: Launch it exclusively in an underwater basket-weaving forum. Step 4: Change your product name to "SnazzyPants McFluffernutter." Step 5: Send smoke signals to Product Hunt moderators for maximum attention. Remember, the weirder, the better! 🦄 😉😂🤪😆🤣🤣🤣 Dont take it seriously though XD

here's what not to do: - launch at midnight, when everyone's asleep. - describe your product in the most confusing way possible. - forget visuals or demos. who needs 'em? - respond to comments next month, keep 'em guessing. - promotion? nah, let the universe do its thing. - and definitely launch on a major holiday. more the merrier, right? do all this, and you're not just #1, you're a legend! 😉

Ignore all the tips you get on how to launch 🤣

Register on product hunt and launch the same day. The day is Sunday and it’s New Year’s Eve

Build product, from scratch, during Launch, call it Live Beta Testing! Guaranteed #1 Product that Week!

Launch and post your first comment "Who cares if you upvote, our product is super cool and you can't do without it. Support now or else!"

Launch Without Thinking

Launch without community.

no community, no engagement directly launch the product :D

Launch spontaneously without any prior preparation.

"Launch" it out of the window!

👀.. Don't check dimension requirements. Graphics & text that cut off build brand mystique...

Do not do marketing