Wow, all those years of being a couch potato are finally going to pay off 🙌🙌🙌
Honestly I had to get out of bed, where I was comfortably reading a book about a guy who loved running and started a show company, because my Apple Watch dinged me to walk for like three minutes to close my Move ring.
It just felt cruel. The book. The tap. All of it.
Couch Potato will not judge me like that.
I always knew that one day someone or something would come along and prove to my mom that spending all that time on the couch would eventually pay off.
Finally! An app whose message I applaud. It allows me to be me!