If your product could talk, what's the first complaint it would make about its dev team?

It would probably complain about the lack of sleep we gave it during late-night coding sessions!

It’d probably gripe about the lack of sleep due to those last-minute features tweaks!

I am a solo maker/dev and I'm pretty sure it would say: "Leave me alone for a minute and let me breathe!" haha :)

I can imagine it complaining about how the team doesn’t prioritize fixing bugs quickly. Some issues linger way too long without a fix.

Why are you not testing before shipping things to production?!

Why do I look so unattractive? Did you take the time to dress me up properly?

Our product will not make any complaint and it can talk whatever it want, because that's what it does best, cloing voice under 15s. https://bit.ly/FishAudio

If my product could talk, it would probably say, 'Why do you guys keep pushing updates right before the weekend? I need some downtime too! :D