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I get “Free servers are currently over saturated” every time I try it..

I'm into this - but a big part of me hopes it isn't totally dependent on the teased weekly subscription package. A device like this deserves to stretch its wings!

Any plan to sync with Apple Health?

https://youtu.be/ujtDim8GI-4?t=14s

Or, try https://www.blublocker.com/.

Generic logo, what else is new... Lets talk about the stoic black and white app design, and the fact that it now features black links!!

Seriously is this an April Fools thing? A 700 dollar bag squeezer that only squeezes its own bags!? This is the antithesis of progress.

Just a light musing: When will people stop using the phrase, "it's like Crack for..."? From a purely editorial perspective, the line is hackneyed for middle school comedians, let alone business men like yourselves. Further, it alienates those whose natural response to the phrase "crack", is empathy. Your website targets the aesthetically sensitive, so, maybe the copy should reflect that?