Mumblequatch Anuspladdy

After reading all the breathless coverage and as someone who does not drink alcohol, I was super excited to try Kin. Alas, I was totally disappointed. Not only did it taste gross, but it had none of the advertised effects whatsoever. If anything, after three drinks I felt groggy and out-of-it. I understand that "mileage may vary," but this seems like borderline fraud. And at $6 a pop, I want...