Alex Kubo

Lists ran my life more than they did Santa’s. But now, a list to end all lists. An anti-list. #Blessed Pros: In a world that constantly tells me to do more, finally, a few megabytes of tech to tell me to not. Cons: My manager hasn’t caught on... yet.

I always knew that one day someone or something would come along and prove to my mom that spending all that time on the couch would eventually pay off. Pros: Free Money Cons: I prefer sweet potatoes

Ive only been using this app for about ten minutes and I’ve already sent two roommates into hysteria trying to figure out why ‘Donald’ keeps text-ordering them to bring him his toenail clippers. Pros: Hysterical reactions from roommates, incredibly easy to use, fun Cons: More options!