@rrhoover step one: go to a bar or networking event. step two: chat up some cute girl who wants to know about your work. step three: wait till she asks and spell or write out your new email for her. step four: attempt to keep a straight face and watch as she tries to determine if you're serious. In my experience, it works best when you take (this absurd pickup line) so seriously that they know you're making fun of yourself (and thus show that you have a sense of humor and know how absurd other guys approach them). While it hasn't led (for me) to any debaucherous hookups... it's led to more than a few dates and new friends (and a ton of laughs).