Clever, Warby Parker (I didn't know this was by them until I generated my report). Apparently my spirit animal is a Kodiak Bear: http://warby.co/ar/GcVv
Yippie, I'm a HARBOR SEAL
Harbor seals are curious creatures who enjoy diving, swimming, and flopping around. They are not picky eaters. They are generally shy and prefer areas not populated by humans.
Bonus, my project nickname for 2015 is Miraclepants...
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