Nothing
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A subscription-based service that provides nothing
Viktor Makarchuk
Nothing — A subscription-based service that provides nothing
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Nothing aims to remind everyone that happiness can be found within yourself, and that external factors like material possessions aren’t necessary to be content.
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Viktor Makarchuk
Hey Product Hunters, Here you can take a breather. No need to dwell on what we're offering. We're offering Nothing. Seriously. We don't even have a blue checkmark for you. If you feel like you're missing something, here it is — Nothing. I mean, you've got everything you need to be happy. Our project just wants to remind you of that. Plus, it's a fantastic gift for someone who already has everything. Or for someone who answers "nothing" when you ask them "what do you want as a gift". Remind them that material things are not that important. Many ask us (not really), what's next? We're planning to launch deliveries of Nothing by mail in big boxes. We'll also release merchandise and posters. We'll introduce a family subscription to Nothing, and a corporate subscription. We'll be donating 50% of our profits to charitable foundations worldwide. That's all for now. Thanks for your attention and feedback! Stay happy, folks!
Gregorio Zanon
@viktr I seriously dig this, and would happily subscribe if it really were Nothing. Hear me out: If you gave 100% of profits to charity, Nothing would be a charity. If you distributed 100% of profits to shareholders, Nothing would be a scam. Commit to re-investing 100% of profits in Nothing, forever, and I’m in.
Stefan Pettersson
Watch out for competition - now planning to launch Anything! 😂
Viktor Makarchuk
@stpe Anything will never be a competitor to Nothing, sorry 😉
Vincent Lonij
Nothing needs to be improved.
Viktor Makarchuk
@vincentropy thanks! :)
Serhad iletir
Someone send this to Jerry Seinfeld.
Viktor Makarchuk
@serhat_iletir do you think he'll be able to afford an annual subscription?
Meraj Faheem (meraj@maths.ai)
This is truly good for nothing!
J_Sahani
Nothing makes sense.
Darya Krakaviak
LOVE IT 👏🏻 such a breather among all the fuss.
Viktor Makarchuk
@dkrakaviak breather is our second name! After Nothing
Sungho Yahng
How about selling your excrement as the next step? It would serve as a reminder to the buyer of the contradictions of materialism.
Viktor Makarchuk
@sungho oh no, there's fierce competition in the global market for excrements!
Arron Watson
______________. _______. __________________. _________!!! 🚀
Gary Sztajnman
Do you offer a free trial? 😂
Viktor Makarchuk
@gary159 we will definitely do this in the next update!
Izuorah Dubem
Can't wait for nothing to raise it's first round.
Viktor Makarchuk
@izuorah_dubem we've already had successful negotiations with Sequoia. But later it turned out to be a tree conservation fund.
Kristin Vargas
I really have nothing to say about this, considering that it's like that dude who sold an invisible sculpture for millions, but I seriously love the website and I even like where it says "Companies to which we applied for employment before starting Nothing'
Viktor Makarchuk
@kristin_vargas1 looks like that guy had an invisible sculpture. We don't have one 😉
badre kabbou
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mayank Raj
Launching soon!
This is the most beautiful scam I have ever seen!
Dmitry Gorshkov
Thanks for Nothing!
Victor Antonov
Hey! No kidding, this kind of service has every right to exist. I have an idea for you: Make a pro account. The idea would be that every month the subscription cost increases by 1.62 times. You can donate the difference in price to the charity. A pro-user is someone who can give more and more to others without asking for anything in return.
Viktor Makarchuk
@wwwictor thanks for the suggestion, we'll definitely consider it! For now, we're toying with the idea of offering a promo code for +1000% the regular price. Catering to those seeking luxury.
Mike Moorefield
I'm still skeptical, can I try it first?
Viktor Makarchuk
@miiike hmm, perhaps we should think about this. Give the user just a little bit of Nothing to engage them in the project.
Serhad iletir
@miiike I want to try first too, what if you provide something? Can I get refund?
Vrushank Vyas
Your page looks fantastic for nothing, but I'm more concerned about your churn when the users are tired of nothing. Have you thought about how to address the nothing churn?
Rana Phool
Congratulations on the launch of Nothing! I'm excited to see how it helps people find contentment and joy within themselves!
Viktor Makarchuk
@rana_phool thanks!
Julien Zmiro
I like Nothing about it. Also I've just upvoted Nothing. (well done lol)
Viktor Makarchuk
@zmiro the perfect gift for anyone! 🎁