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"If you like pineapple slices on pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children's graves because you're weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter."
I would never be caught dead ordering a pizza with pineapple, but after listening John Green talk about it... I can appreciate the fascination with it!
(John talking about pineapple: )