Imagine your pet suddenly gains the ability to speak. What do you think they would say or ask you?

Oh, fuck, what is this noise? :)))))

My pets are annoying. It would be like having a 2 year old obsessed with getting pet or fed. Would be nice to be able to explain to them about Daylight savings time. Maybe they wouldn’t wake me up at 4 am and start whining for dinner an hour early.

“Why I am here”

"Who's the good boy?"

Let me go! :D