Welcome to the absurd world of B2B minset on branding.
We're B2B, and we enjoy making life harder for ourselves, one ignored trend at a time
We're B2B, we want to be here for a short time, we don't care about the future
We're B2B, our biggest differentiator is making no actual difference
We're B2B, branding is only for TikTokers and celebrity endorsements
We're B2B, our marketing strategy is this thing called "guesswork"
We're B2B, our uniqueness is... well, that’s still in beta
We're B2B, and we're allergic to having loyal customers
We're B2B, branding is for influencers and pop stars
We're B2B, we're identical copies of our competitors
We're B2B, we don't like having clients
We're B2B, and we're masochists
Remember: if you're not differentiating, you're disintegrating.
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