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Jeff Bezos's Report Card — Jeff Bezos has been misbehaving, view his report card
Jeff Bezos has been misbehaving. We are disappointed in his behavior and hope he can improve his morality soon.
Comment below some ways he can improve his behavior and what consequences we should give him. We're thinking detention.
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It is with great dissatisfaction that we are releasing Jeff Bezos’s report card.
We are releasing it in hopes that we can make it a community effort to improve his behavior.
It seems that as he became older, wealthier, and stronger, he lost his moral compass. We hope to reestablish his moral compass in the comments below.
We think that Jeff has the potential to make a positive impact on the world, but before making the world a better place he must make himself a better person, which is why we believe it is important to have a community effort in providing him with advice on how to behave.
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