How to become #1 Product of the day? Wrong answers only :)
Uladzislau Rymasheuski
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Tyrone Robb@ty_robb
Don’t launch
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Launch next day after registration 👌🏻
Launch and then log out. Refuse to reply to the comments and reviews - they are haters anyway. You don't need that negative energy.
Do what I did. Schedule a launch and forget that you are launching.
I scheduled and got to know the next day that I had the launch yesterday lol
@shahmir_faisal I am sorry about that, but it is funny 😁
Don't create a product and go work as a tram driver.
Launch with no preparation
Don't create a community around your product before launch.
Launch without prep and then try spam everyone you know who you didn’t help when they asked you but now you expect their support
1. Create a landing page with just a tagline of 5 words. Who reads websites anyway?
2. Join Product Hunt 1 month in advance of launch. Plan to troll discussions without contributing - operating in ninja mode to steal good ideas.
3. Follow just 1 profile - my own so if anyone checks my followers they can see how important I am.
4. Make teaser page public 1 day in advance of launch day just to make sure no one will copy the product idea.
5. Launch day - Sit back, relax with vino in hand and watch the upvotes like a hawk. ::::
Schedule the launch now!
Definitely work with those fake upvote services! They say it's 100% safe. See, here's an email I just got from one of them!
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Buy as many upvotes as you can, borrow money, but do your best! 🤑
Launching soon!
Launching without any preparations :)
The best wrong answer is probably "Don't launch", I keep coming across discussions where people are waiting for 'dates that can be divided by 60 to launch', 'maybe start of the year is better'...etc!
Launch as soon as possible! Speed to market is important, life is fast, nobody is gonna wait for you!
Launching soon!
Launching soon!
Never engage with anyone in the community outside of PH and make sure all the content you provide is basic and boring.
1. launch at midnight, when everyone's asleep.
2. describe your product in the most confusing way possible.
3. forget about visuals. who needs images or videos, right?
4. make sure your website crashes often. keeps people guessing.
5. ignore all feedback. you know best, always.
6. don't bother telling your friends or promoting it. let it be a hidden treasure.
7. and finally, make sure to check for typos. then add a few more for charm.
do all this, and you're not just #1, you're a legend! 😉